Monday, December 05, 2005

Will Needs

1. Something like a three disc set to even scratch the surface of his hilarious work on SNL
2.
To toughen up
3.
To come again to his own senses. Kitty returns to Will reincarnated as a golden girl, the daughter of Pluto who can offer no chthonian renewal.
4.
To divorce his parents and family and change his name from Ryan. The poor guy never gets a break.
5. To check the specs of the 4400 to see if it meets the requirements
6.
To be part of a loving, committed "marriage."
7.
Time to feel safe and accepted
8.
To generate the server room requirement to Martha.
9.
To hang with Mos and inhale the liberation being a movie star has given him.
10.
His strings gauged to sound and feel right, whether he’s playing the heaviest funk groove or a quiet ballad.
11.
To drop his hillbilly fashion tendencies for a sharper, more professional look for his new job.
12.
A muse, but where can you find a muse when you need one?


(idea "borrowed" from Ryan...and much harder when your name is also the name of a legal document...Joey Magna Carta must have the same problems.)

1 comment:

Jamie said...

haha- at first I thought this was your Christmas wish list. Whoops.