Monday, February 18, 2008

Bill Kristol says "Democrats should read Kipling"

Is it too easy to make a joke about "White Man's Burden" at this point?

I'll resist, for now, because I can't make myself read Kristol. I'll just take Wonkette's word for it. Those blind, drugged monkeys Vegas gets from Yerkes to pick March Madness for fun get things right more than Kristol. Hell, inanimate, lifeless objects get things right more than Bill "Republicans stand for people making it on their own, but by the way, did you know my dad was Irving? Give me a job because of who my dad was" Kristol.

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