Friday, November 05, 2004

A different kind of list

Creatures Whose “Secret Lives” Have Not Found Their Way Into Story Titles

Wildebeasts
Exhibitionists
The 3-Toed Sloth
Septic Tank Cleaners
Algae
Yellow Jackets
Doctors, Lawyers, And Any Other Professional Who Has Multiple TV Shows Dramaticizing Their Lives
Horseflies
Chihuahuas
Cher, Liz Taylor, Michael Jackson Or Any Other Celebrity Who Can't Possibly Have A Secret Left

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